Top 10 Church Bulletin Bloopers

If you are like me and are charged with the weighty responsibility of managing communications around your church, managing your bulletin or any publication can be a test anyones nerves. You will know sinking feeling when the knock comes on your door and the "there's a mistake" For the rest of you enjoy at our suffering.

Yes. One of the top ten is mine and in there (we did catch it in the final proofing). Can you guess which one it is? Leave a comment and I'll announce the winner on Monday 17th May. The winner gets a three dictionary. (I couldn't resist). The winner actually gets a free spell chicker (there I go again). There is no prize. Its just good fun.

Top 10

1) Don't let worry kill you – let the church help. 

2) There has never been a better time to invite your fiends to church.

3) The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir. 

4) Evening massage - 6 p.m.

5) Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.

6) At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice. 

7) The 2003 Church Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.

8) ''Weight Watchers'' will meet at 7pm in the church hall. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

9) Please remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

10) Prophecy conference cancelled due to unforseen circumstances.

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